Petplay Palace is now live!!

PETPLAYPALACE.COM IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS AND CAN TAKE VISA *AND* MASTERCARD!! 
I know everyone has a million questions and I know a few offbeatr backers don’t have their accounts set up yet, but don’t worry, IT’S ALL COMING VERY SOON
RIGHT NOW THOUGH
I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME MUCH-NEEDED CELEBRATORY SEX
PEEP MY SITE AND I WILL TALK TO YOU ALL IN THE MORNING

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

Oh dear god

(Source: videohall)

Why “Up Your Alley” Is Not Up My Alley Anymore | Miss Kitty Stryker

petplaypalace:

Denali Winter, the brains behind Petplay Palace, a new local petplay website, posted on their social media last night that their hope to shoot some hot content at the Up Your Alley fair (also known as Dore Alley) was shattered yesterday, much to their surprise.  Volunteers and cops alike informed Denali that “no touch that might provoke ejaculation” was allowed, but that they could kick or punch their submissive in the balls as much as they liked.

Read my write-up on our shoot yesterday and let us know what you think! And check out Kitty’s other writing!

negritaaa:

therfbort:

kissmyconverse22:

blackfangirlsunite:

postracialcomments:

decolonize-all-the-things:

hussieologist:

ladyluna13:

thotty-by-nature:

note-a-bear:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

wow…..

just…

white folks have some fucking nerve

Wow. Whites are just out of control

Lol wow

What. The. Entire. FUCK.

Lawd this is real

This is pitiful

Bleaching history for their own racist needs

Gtfoh

But they cast black people as slaves and servants. Okay then.

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I AM FUCKING SHAKING RIGHT NOW I AM SO ANGRY

Anyone who gives this piece of shit film money is getting the fuck out of my life if I find out >_> Fucking GROOOOOOOOSS

For the last 6-8 months I’ve managed to not drink just long enough to get drunk and have mostly forgotten what it feels like. Then, once or maybe twice a month, someone gives me alcohol stronger than beer and I’m like HEY I REMEMBER YOU

Now I’m home, I kissed a hot kid I was talking to at the club, one of the people in my apartment is snoring, I have a box full of sparkly cupcakes, and my contacts are blurry. My kittybaby is purring really loudly and wants cuddles. Yeeeeah me~

Also I got a shitton of work done today and I have a lot more work to do tomorrow, so fuck yeah, erotic entrepreneurship! Passing out my business cards at my old job felt really good. ;) 

EDIT: Also, who runs femdom-resource.com? Thank you for reposting my guest blog article from Kitty’s website! I’m getting boatloads of traffic from overseas to my brand-new site because of you :)

itsanavi:

bonersaurus-sex:

itsanavi:

petplaypalace:

petplaypalace:

I couldn’t decide which hot preview photo to post  first, so I’m putting up three tonight! Today’s shoot with Pynki LeBang and Nixie No-Pants was absolutely adorable! These kissing cuties put on quite the show out at the Albany Bulb - my favourite spot for semi-public outdoor shoots! 
Full photo shoot (and video!) are coming soon to PetplayPalace.com - thank you all for your support and patience during our setup and launch! I really am so incredibly happy that so many people want to see Petplay Palace blossom!
Please, don’t remove credits!

For the night-time crowd
i give you
Two catgirls kissing

Of course because I’m me I noticed first that there are animal cookies in the bowl.  Animals eating animals? How barbaric! ; P

They’re actually star-shaped cookies! I promise I don’t encourage cannibalism! ;D

Oh good, I’m glad I can fap safely to this now 

Me too. Pls fap. Fap so much.
Zoom Info
itsanavi:

bonersaurus-sex:

itsanavi:

petplaypalace:

petplaypalace:

I couldn’t decide which hot preview photo to post  first, so I’m putting up three tonight! Today’s shoot with Pynki LeBang and Nixie No-Pants was absolutely adorable! These kissing cuties put on quite the show out at the Albany Bulb - my favourite spot for semi-public outdoor shoots! 
Full photo shoot (and video!) are coming soon to PetplayPalace.com - thank you all for your support and patience during our setup and launch! I really am so incredibly happy that so many people want to see Petplay Palace blossom!
Please, don’t remove credits!

For the night-time crowd
i give you
Two catgirls kissing

Of course because I’m me I noticed first that there are animal cookies in the bowl.  Animals eating animals? How barbaric! ; P

They’re actually star-shaped cookies! I promise I don’t encourage cannibalism! ;D

Oh good, I’m glad I can fap safely to this now 

Me too. Pls fap. Fap so much.
Zoom Info
itsanavi:

bonersaurus-sex:

itsanavi:

petplaypalace:

petplaypalace:

I couldn’t decide which hot preview photo to post  first, so I’m putting up three tonight! Today’s shoot with Pynki LeBang and Nixie No-Pants was absolutely adorable! These kissing cuties put on quite the show out at the Albany Bulb - my favourite spot for semi-public outdoor shoots! 
Full photo shoot (and video!) are coming soon to PetplayPalace.com - thank you all for your support and patience during our setup and launch! I really am so incredibly happy that so many people want to see Petplay Palace blossom!
Please, don’t remove credits!

For the night-time crowd
i give you
Two catgirls kissing

Of course because I’m me I noticed first that there are animal cookies in the bowl.  Animals eating animals? How barbaric! ; P

They’re actually star-shaped cookies! I promise I don’t encourage cannibalism! ;D

Oh good, I’m glad I can fap safely to this now 

Me too. Pls fap. Fap so much.
Zoom Info

itsanavi:

bonersaurus-sex:

itsanavi:

petplaypalace:

petplaypalace:

I couldn’t decide which hot preview photo to post  first, so I’m putting up three tonight! Today’s shoot with Pynki LeBang and Nixie No-Pants was absolutely adorable! These kissing cuties put on quite the show out at the Albany Bulb - my favourite spot for semi-public outdoor shoots! 

Full photo shoot (and video!) are coming soon to PetplayPalace.com - thank you all for your support and patience during our setup and launch! I really am so incredibly happy that so many people want to see Petplay Palace blossom!

Please, don’t remove credits!

For the night-time crowd

i give you

Two catgirls kissing

Of course because I’m me I noticed first that there are animal cookies in the bowl.  Animals eating animals? How barbaric! ; P

They’re actually star-shaped cookies! I promise I don’t encourage cannibalism! ;D

Oh good, I’m glad I can fap safely to this now 

Me too. Pls fap. Fap so much.

For real though.

nomorewaterthefirenexttime:

If you’re at a pool, and there’s some kids running, and the life guard shouts “No running!” do you interject with “EXCUSE ME, NOT ALL OF US WERE RUNNING.”

If you’re in class, and a classmate is eating, and your professor addresses his students, “There’s no eating in the classroom,” do you scream out “EXCUSE ME, BUT WE’RE NOT ALL EATING.”

The lifeguard and your professor are well aware who is doing what. There is no reason for them to modify their sentences because they realize you’re aware of who is doing what, too. They have enough faith in your intelligence that if they say, no running, or, no eating, you will recognize that if you are not already doing these things, you are in the clear.

When someone begins a post, “why do men do x,” they are not saying that every single man in this world wakes up and makes it a point to do x for the day, every day of his life. Nobody ever, ever thinks that. They exist around men and observe men on a regular enough basis to know that obviously not all men do x.

No. They are saying that they have witnessed men doing x enough that they would like to point it out. They are saying that in the whole group of men, there are men who do x, and they think it’s worth noting.

So there’s no reason to go “NOT ALL MEN” because everyone already knows not all men, and that’s why nobody said “all men.” They just said men. If you’re not the man it applies to, move the fuck on, just like you’d keep walking at a swimming pool or keep not eating in class.

If the words “some men” are keeping you from recognizing a post with very valid points, you’re the problem.

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