joleneparton: courtneytrouble: PUBLIC PORN PREMIERE! COME FIND MEPREMIERE AND DVD RELEASE PARTY!!! SATURDAY JUNE 1ST CENTER FOR SEX AND CULTURE, SF CA!1349 Mission St.8pm-10pm $6 at the door or online at http://comefindme.brownpapertickets.comHOSTED BY COURTNEY TROUBLE AND BIKE SMUT!plus a special performance by Poppy Cox and Gasper Johnson! RSVP and Invite your friends on Facebook! Watch the TRAILER! Watch my housemates have sex! God, I love Poppy Cox <3
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joleneparton: courtneytrouble: PUBLIC PORN PREMIERE! COME FIND MEPREMIERE AND DVD RELEASE PARTY!!! SATURDAY JUNE 1ST CENTER FOR SEX AND CULTURE, SF CA!1349 Mission St.8pm-10pm $6 at the door or online at http://comefindme.brownpapertickets.comHOSTED BY COURTNEY TROUBLE AND BIKE SMUT!plus a special performance by Poppy Cox and Gasper Johnson! RSVP and Invite your friends on Facebook! Watch the TRAILER! Watch my housemates have sex! God, I love Poppy Cox <3
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joleneparton: courtneytrouble: PUBLIC PORN PREMIERE! COME FIND MEPREMIERE AND DVD RELEASE PARTY!!! SATURDAY JUNE 1ST CENTER FOR SEX AND CULTURE, SF CA!1349 Mission St.8pm-10pm $6 at the door or online at http://comefindme.brownpapertickets.comHOSTED BY COURTNEY TROUBLE AND BIKE SMUT!plus a special performance by Poppy Cox and Gasper Johnson! RSVP and Invite your friends on Facebook! Watch the TRAILER! Watch my housemates have sex! God, I love Poppy Cox <3
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joleneparton:

courtneytrouble:

PUBLIC PORN PREMIERE!

COME FIND ME
PREMIERE AND DVD RELEASE PARTY!!!

SATURDAY JUNE 1ST
CENTER FOR SEX AND CULTURE, SF CA!
1349 Mission St.
8pm-10pm

$6 at the door or online at http://comefindme.brownpapertickets.com
HOSTED BY COURTNEY TROUBLE AND BIKE SMUT!
plus a special performance by Poppy Cox and Gasper Johnson!

RSVP and Invite your friends on Facebook!

Watch the TRAILER!

Watch my housemates have sex!

God, I love Poppy Cox <3

Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I&#8217;d post an &#8220;evolution of a Bonersaurus&#8221; type post, too. Yes&#8230;I&#8217;m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage &#8220;phases&#8221; we try to pretend never happened&#8230;I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets &gt;_&gt;), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body&#8230;I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years!  And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE. Or something. &gt;_&gt; Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we&#8217;re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.
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Since my lady-friend Shodan did one, I figured I’d post an “evolution of a Bonersaurus” type post, too. Yes…I’m a natural blonde. And no, I did not know how to wear makeup until a year or so into college. I think I went through a lot of the typical teenage “phases” we try to pretend never happened…I listened to pop-punk, made terrible DIY clothes/accessories, owned Tripp pants (the massive boy-cut ones, too, so I could fit manga books in my pockets >_>), wrote fanfiction, and was afraid to show off my actually-really-cute body…I was even a counselor at a Bible camp for a couple of years! 

And then I discovered the outside world and BECAME A TOTAL HOTTIE.

Or something. >_>

Seriously though, happy World Goth Day, and remember that we’re all big goddamn dweebs on the inside, whether we like it or not. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in just denial.

turbocunt: WORLD GOTH DAY - Then vs. Now. I uh…. I don’t think I’ve grown out of this quite yet. But at least now I’m hot…… things weren’t always quite so pleasant to look at. &gt;_&gt; and yes, *sigh*, I used to wear a fedora. it’s okay. I grew out of it. you can too.  do note that the photo in the middle is from Hot Topic night at the local goth club which I threw for my birthday. best dress theme ever.  I&#8217;m still more weirded out by that boy&#8217;s huge poofy hair than anything else here. xD And omg, hot topic night needs to be an annual thing.
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turbocunt: WORLD GOTH DAY - Then vs. Now. I uh…. I don’t think I’ve grown out of this quite yet. But at least now I’m hot…… things weren’t always quite so pleasant to look at. &gt;_&gt; and yes, *sigh*, I used to wear a fedora. it’s okay. I grew out of it. you can too.  do note that the photo in the middle is from Hot Topic night at the local goth club which I threw for my birthday. best dress theme ever.  I&#8217;m still more weirded out by that boy&#8217;s huge poofy hair than anything else here. xD And omg, hot topic night needs to be an annual thing.
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turbocunt: WORLD GOTH DAY - Then vs. Now. I uh…. I don’t think I’ve grown out of this quite yet. But at least now I’m hot…… things weren’t always quite so pleasant to look at. &gt;_&gt; and yes, *sigh*, I used to wear a fedora. it’s okay. I grew out of it. you can too.  do note that the photo in the middle is from Hot Topic night at the local goth club which I threw for my birthday. best dress theme ever.  I&#8217;m still more weirded out by that boy&#8217;s huge poofy hair than anything else here. xD And omg, hot topic night needs to be an annual thing.
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turbocunt: WORLD GOTH DAY - Then vs. Now. I uh…. I don’t think I’ve grown out of this quite yet. But at least now I’m hot…… things weren’t always quite so pleasant to look at. &gt;_&gt; and yes, *sigh*, I used to wear a fedora. it’s okay. I grew out of it. you can too.  do note that the photo in the middle is from Hot Topic night at the local goth club which I threw for my birthday. best dress theme ever.  I&#8217;m still more weirded out by that boy&#8217;s huge poofy hair than anything else here. xD And omg, hot topic night needs to be an annual thing.
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turbocunt: WORLD GOTH DAY - Then vs. Now. I uh…. I don’t think I’ve grown out of this quite yet. But at least now I’m hot…… things weren’t always quite so pleasant to look at. &gt;_&gt; and yes, *sigh*, I used to wear a fedora. it’s okay. I grew out of it. you can too.  do note that the photo in the middle is from Hot Topic night at the local goth club which I threw for my birthday. best dress theme ever.  I&#8217;m still more weirded out by that boy&#8217;s huge poofy hair than anything else here. xD And omg, hot topic night needs to be an annual thing.
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turbocunt: WORLD GOTH DAY - Then vs. Now. I uh…. I don’t think I’ve grown out of this quite yet. But at least now I’m hot…… things weren’t always quite so pleasant to look at. &gt;_&gt; and yes, *sigh*, I used to wear a fedora. it’s okay. I grew out of it. you can too.  do note that the photo in the middle is from Hot Topic night at the local goth club which I threw for my birthday. best dress theme ever.  I&#8217;m still more weirded out by that boy&#8217;s huge poofy hair than anything else here. xD And omg, hot topic night needs to be an annual thing.
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turbocunt: WORLD GOTH DAY - Then vs. Now. I uh…. I don’t think I’ve grown out of this quite yet. But at least now I’m hot…… things weren’t always quite so pleasant to look at. &gt;_&gt; and yes, *sigh*, I used to wear a fedora. it’s okay. I grew out of it. you can too.  do note that the photo in the middle is from Hot Topic night at the local goth club which I threw for my birthday. best dress theme ever.  I&#8217;m still more weirded out by that boy&#8217;s huge poofy hair than anything else here. xD And omg, hot topic night needs to be an annual thing.
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turbocunt:

WORLD GOTH DAY - Then vs. Now.

I uh…. I don’t think I’ve grown out of this quite yet. But at least now I’m hot…… things weren’t always quite so pleasant to look at. >_> and yes, *sigh*, I used to wear a fedora. it’s okay. I grew out of it. you can too. 

do note that the photo in the middle is from Hot Topic night at the local goth club which I threw for my birthday. best dress theme ever. 

I’m still more weirded out by that boy’s huge poofy hair than anything else here. xD And omg, hot topic night needs to be an annual thing.

overratedthought:

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

I’m crying, oh my God.

saddest and greatest post on tumblr

BEAUTIFUL BAY AREA FRIENDS:

I need models to practice hair and makeup (for now, mostly makeup) on and take photos of for my portfolio. Wanna play make-believe and get pretty with me? I’m looking to do this either in SF, or the east bay if you have a nice place we can do it. Free makeover!

Also, just a heads up that when I start working in a salon, I will definitely be offering sex worker discounts. Because making sex workers even more gorgeous and awesome is a cause I firmly believe in. And sometimes it’s fucking expensive to look good!

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